Why are people running for President?

I thought you had to be an American citizen, darlings…Though Steven would doubtless win.

They would not let me be President, I fear.

Steven, Tony…

I should not find this as hilarious as I do.

“Steve is an ex-gladiator. Tony wears a toga. Together, they litigate civil cases. Also a surprising amount of boating”

Wade.

What.

callmecap:

stark-resilient:

weatherwitchwhispers:

callmecap:

theneverendingdrums said: That felt quite a bit like a question dodge.

What?  But there is nothing to dodge?

weatherwitchwhispers said: Darling. You realise they are going to take this as ‘not a no.’

Ororo, who are ‘they’?  Do you mean the person who asked?  Perhaps I should have just deleted the question or answered it privately.

“They.” Darling, the masses, your fans.

There is an awful lot of….fan-literature around of….you and Tony in….compromising situations.

Oh.

Yes.  Yes, Wade has mentioned that before.  

Among other things.  

…

Of course he did.

callmecap:

theneverendingdrums said: That felt quite a bit like a question dodge.

What?  But there is nothing to dodge?

weatherwitchwhispers said: Darling. You realise they are going to take this as ‘not a no.’

Ororo, who are ‘they’?  Do you mean the person who asked?  Perhaps I should have just deleted the question or answered it privately.

“They.” Darling, the masses, your fans.

There is an awful lot of….fan-literature around of….you and Tony in….compromising situations.

Red Skull?

callmecap:

weatherwitchwhispers:

Really, Steven?

He’s so very not my type.

Thank goodness for that.

Forgive me for suggesting it, dear friend.  You have far better taste than that.

Of course I do! If we’re going by Intergalactic Supervillains, at least say someone I could respect! Kahn, for instance. If it wasn’t for the man’s damnable arrogance I do not doubt there would have been something there.

Red Skull?

Really, Steven?

He’s so very not my type.